This has been awesome. Thank you, year 2011. You basically gave me everything I wanted. A pointless uni degree, steamy, anything-goes shaggery with men whose jobs sound like movies, moving to UK and living with my best friend in a flat I would never dream of. And thanks to all the slightly horrible stuff that happens to me from time to time, my life still manages to look like an utterly well...
ALRIGHT. LET'S GO OUT AND POKE SOMEONE'S EYE OUT...
I have a couple of minutes for that and then a slightly new me! Or something.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT ARE IS VERY DIFFICULT TO USE?
drawingcheezers: tonysboner: COMMAS Because like, apparently the rules in which you use commas are a bit different from portuguese to english, and sometimes even when I try to read the sentence out loud it still doesn’t make any sense to me so in the end i just end up shoving commas everywhere, and occasionally using a semicolon to make it look like i know what i am doing OH MY GOD. SO...
TOM. Stop Tweeting. I can't pay any attention to...
Go dance. Go drink. (We love you though.)
I need more sex talk. More dirty conversations....
mother-of-pearl: Loving reading people’s materialistic posts about all the things they received for Christmas or complaining because they a 32” LCD T.V as compared to what they wanted. Do you know what I got? A hamper of tissues, toilet paper, hand wash, tooth brushes, towels, bath mats, shampoo etc for when I move out next month…and I love it. I’ve got these cut-outs of tarantulas from...
Ross must be really bored.
Because he’s got his own Tumblrblog.