Saw a few of these, so I made an Avengers version! I wouldn’t suggest clicking Ctrl+Alt+Del because you’ll probably get the same one for each of them, so drag them individually and reblog with your results!
Best Friend: Natasha
Lover: Bruce
First Kiss: Thor
Enemy: Steve
Cockblocked by: Tony
Killed by: SteveHERE I COME
Best friend: Thor (poptart buddy!!)
Lover: Clint/Hawkeye (DO WANT)
First Kiss: Loki (YESSSSS)
Enemy: Clint/Hawkeye (lover is also enemy, oh god, here come the fic bunny)
Cockblocked by: Bruce Banner (awww come on Brucie)
Killed by: Tony Stark (by ovary explosion no doubt)
Best friend: Bruce
Lover: Loki
First Kiss: Tony
Enemy: Loki(Relationship Status: It’s Complicated)
Cockblocked By: Tony(Jealous, eh?)
Killed By: Steve(Rude!)
Best friend: STEEEEVE
Lover: STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE
First Kiss: Clint bby~
Enemy: Natasha (oh god I’m screwed)
Cockblocked by: BRUCE (it’s okay it was probably an accident)
Killed by: Bruce (oh god did you sit on me?)
Best friend: Loki (I would so want him as a best friend. Then, I could climb on his back and have him carry me everywhere and help me reach things on the top shelf since I’m so damn short.)Lover: Natasha (… Okay. She’s hot. I wouldn’t mind her being my lover.)
First kiss: Loki (Of course Loki would steal the first kiss. To be honest… I’d probably force the first kiss upon him. I need a step ladder though.)
Enemy: Tony (Goddamn it, Tony!)
Cockblocked by: Bruce (o______o Why would you do that to me, Bruce? I thought you wanted me to be happy. TTT^TTT)
Killed by: Tony (… So that’s how I meet my maker. Ah. Makes sense if Tony’s my enemy. Then again, he is Tony. He’s also hot and I’ll probably just turn into some puddle of goo.)
Best Friend: Bruce
Lover: Loki
First Kiss: Bruce
Enemy: Bruce
Cockblocked by: Steve
Killed by: Loki…well, that’s the beginnings of a badly written fanfic if I ever saw one right there. Also, hurtful, Loki. Hurtful.
Best Friend: Loki
Lover: Tony
First Kiss: Clint
Enemy: Loki (wut)
Cockblocked by: Tony (THAT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE OMG.)
Killed by: Tony
okay.
that is ridiculous.
Best friend: Bruce
Lover: Loki
First kiss: Bruce
Enemy: Hawkeye
Cockblocked by: Tony
Killed by: Steve
Ok so this went much better than I expected. Also make quite a lot of sense! I was Bruce’s high school sweeteheart (god knows that we put Mark Ruffalo in every single fanfic we write just to give him this role) but then Loki seduced me and I joined the daaaark siiiide. Tony tried to keep us apart, which made Steve jealous et voilà, here goes my death. FIN.
